Come here. Like now.
Because you in fact are my dream man. This is, by the way, going out to any men who have the looks and personality of John Krasinski. This is all that is required. Even if you have a surname like Fartsworthy or you are closely related to a mass murdering rapist, I am the Emily Blunt to your charming self.
So, once again, all men resembling the looks and general attitude to life of John Krasinski who are residing in the Hull/Cottingham catchment area, please check in. I should be doing work right now, but this is very important.
PS. Any Kate Mckinnons out there should please respond to my calls of interest on instagram.