I’ve quit relationships of any kind (other than friendships, of course) until I’ve graduated. Unless it’s a Jim/Pam, a Nick/Jess, a Luke/Lorelei, or even a Niles/Daphne, I don’t want it. And if it doesn’t really exist then so be it.
So I’m going to come off the pill, get fit, save money, study English and enjoy myself with my friends and most importantly – myself!
Here’s to a very chaste yet productive 2017, 18, 19 and 20.